What the…
A new AnRe; a new What the… thread.
Clips from Square One TV. Oh yes.
Christmas Countdown - on the receiving end of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Tilt-shifted monster trucks makes them look like RC cars.
EDIT: This nine-year-old gets more play than you.
So much, in fact, that Alec Greven’s dating primer, “How to Talk to Girls” - which began as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair - hit the shelves nationwide last week.…
But with classic plain-spoken advice - like “comb your hair and don’t wear sweats” - it’s no surprise his 46-page book was a hit with boys and girls of all ages.
He believes the best way to approach a girl is to keep it to a simple “hi.”
“If I say hi and you say hi back, we’re probably off to a good start,” he said.…
Alec - who just finished a children’s book on the Watergate scandal - said he wants to be a full-time writer when he grows up, with a weekend job in archaeology or paleontology.
***** Five-Star Sarcasm from Fred.
I think he wants to be the new Will Rodgers.
That shows that that guy has a lot of integrity but that doesn’t necessarily translate into success for his business. Detroit’s automakers are much larger companies and such salaries are the way of the American corporate culture. As excessive as it is, it’s not like their pay makes up a significant portion of their company’s revenues. The Nasty Pelosi and the other socialists (or should I say fascists?) running Washington want to dictate how much these private corporations can pay their employees. Unless the entire US corporate structure is reformed all this will do is drive the competent executives off to other businesses and leave the Big Three being run by low level, Washington style bureaucrats - or so the story goes. Won’t that be [i]so[/i] much better?
Albright:
How to steal a skyscraper
Damn you, Carmen Sandiego!
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent
The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291
Bad-ass paragliding. These crazy Austrian motherlovers are using special parachutes that let them do corkscrews and flips and such. If you’ve ever enjoyed a skiing, skateboarding or surfing video, check this out.
Blackbird browser reaches out to African American community
Fundamentally, Blackbird is a customized version of Firefox 3 for Windows XP and Vista. It includes a dark black theme, a variety of tweaked tools that search African American resources, news, and video sites, social bookmarking and networking tools, webmail integration, and a charity content channel called “Do Good” that connects users with African American-focused organizations. This channel features news and directories of African American services and charities that make it easy for users to get informed and get active.
Oh, ffs.
From the comments:
This is a joke, right? Next thing they will be suggesting is bathrooms, bus seats, and schools geared towards the African-American community.
EDIT: If that wasn’t enough kitty madness for you: Kitty wubs broccoli
From the days before the ACLU:
And now a word about gun safety.
Hmm… I had to look him up on Wikipedia to fully get the joke.
On Friday, November 28, 2008, Burress suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right thigh in a New York City nightclub when his gun, tucked in the waistband of his sweatpants, began sliding down his leg.
Who goes to a nightclub in sweat pants?
Way better than sex, till it kills you.
Speaking of which, has anyone here ever tried bacon?
He actually succeeds on one of them.
It’s funny because it’s true.
Shoe-dodging Bush parodies. Especially watch the Flash video.
