What the…

Touchy! I only posted it once. Did it hit too close to home? At least I didn’t make it into a personal attack.

Snood a me.

Ye gods! Did the writers for that go on to do the ad campaign for Old Navy?

You know all those water stains and what-not that Christian types are always getting so excited about? Well, the Japanese have their own miraculous images, too.

Hee hee! I love the Iowahawk.

Reservoir Puppies: Quentin Tarantino teams with Pixar in this animated children’s holiday tale about six lost whelps and a botched burglary. Starring the voices of Steve Buscemi, Harvey Keitel, and Samuel L. Jackson as Mister Pinky.

I’ll definitely go see this one. I watch everything made by Tarantino.

…regardless of if it’s absolute crap or not.

Take a peek into the future: Video games of 2081.

Hee hee! There’s hope for you yet, AB. To be sure, if this had been a conservative event, I doubt the aftermath would look much better*. It’s just that we wouldn’t look like such hypocrites for it.

*On second thought, I’ll bet it would. In all things big and small, liberals always look to someone else to take care of their problems and tend to behave like ill-mannered children, where conservatives have a well developed sense of personal responsibility. The real problem is that conservatives have been wandering in the wilderness for so long that they never hold any events that are anywhere near this magnitude.

I would have called it The Strongbad Nebula.

No version for men… because women are incomprehensible. :p

The following was purportedly posted on Craig’s List Personals:

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)
2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I’d like to apologize. I didn’t expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol af ter you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn’t that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It’s a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn’t it?

I know it probably wasn’t a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn’t have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They’ll be on your bill in case you’d like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I’ve only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don’t know what’s going on with that. I hope they haven’t permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA’s office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I’d like to make it up to you. I’m sure you’ve already washed your pants, so I’d like to help you out. I’d like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I’d also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I’m hoping that you’ll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we’ll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

• Alex

Indeed, Especially with the exclusive CTC rosewood Lasergrips

Hee hee! Ain’t it cool? =0)