What the…
A new AnRe; a new What the… thread.
Clips from Square One TV. Oh yes.
GameStop training video tells “associates” how to talk to women.
Albright:
GameStop training video tells “associates” how to talk to women.
GrinfilledCelt:
Asuma Training Techniques
I don’t get it. =/
Cheesy Ukranian military recruitment ad. Dig the accordions.
Rooster Teeth (creators of Red vs. Blue) have decided to break away from their all-machinima mode and have launched a live-action series.
E.T.A. - When an alien sneaks onto your spaceship, how do you escape?
Baby acrobatics. Fake? Child abuse? Harmless bonding between father and child? You decide.
Also, http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/. My fave.
EDIT: No, this is my fave.
Albright:
Also, http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/. My fave.EDIT: No, this is my fave.
That’s nothing. I saw one recently, done with about the same level of skill, that showed Obama riding naked on a unicorn. It kind of shows you where most of the Obots are coming from.
New reality TV series (parody): The Nerd Gets Laid
Michael Jackson will release songs, make good with McCartney posthumously
Garrett uploads photos of himself giving blood to Flickr. A couple comments, no favorites.
Garrett uploads a photo of a nearly century-old bridge running between two dairy towns to Flickr. No comments, no favorites.
Garrett uploads a few dozen pictures of cosplayers from WonderCon to Flickr. A bajillion comments, half a bajillion favorites.
Albright:
Garrett uploads photos of himself giving blood to Flickr. A couple comments, no favorites.Garrett uploads a photo of a nearly century-old bridge running between two dairy towns to Flickr. No comments, no favorites.
Garrett uploads a few dozen pictures of cosplayers from WonderCon to Flickr. A bajillion comments, half a bajillion favorites.
What, no link to your flikr account so we can see some of this stuff?
Nebraska man accused of stuffing cat into bong
Lancaster County sheriff’s deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.
“This cat was just dazed,” Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”
What a racket. Like those places ever turn anyone down.
On another forum, a friend of mine from Singapore was bemoaning how awful the Dragonball movie is shaping up to be. He said that we should leave such movies to Asians. He said it would still be bad but would at least be funny. He provided these hilarious examples from Street Fighter:
Towards the end of his approximately 40-minute appearance [on The Tonight Show], the president talked about how he’s gotten better at bowling and has been practicing in the White House bowling alley.
He bowled a 129, the president said.
“That’s very good, Mr. President,” Leno said sarcastically.
It’s “like the Special Olympics or something,” the president said.
When asked about the remark, the White House said the president did not intend to offend.
“The president made an off-hand remark making fun of his own bowling that was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics,” White House deputy press secretary Bill Burton said. “He thinks the Special Olympics is a wonderful program that gives an opportunity for people with disabilities from around the world.
Now do you think Barack and deputy press secretary Bill Burton ever actually sat in comfortable leather recliners next to a fireplace, sipped scotch and discussed their feelings about the Special Olympics? Or do you think Burton is putting words in Obama’s mouth in an attempt to save his face? And why the hell does the White House have a bowling alley?
EDIT: I’m trying to find Special Olympics results and scores for bowling and coming up dry (the official sites for both the 2003 and 2007 games seem to be offline already), but I’m willing to bet the best handicapable bowlers in the would could probably break 130.
EDIT EDIT: In fact, in order to beat them, I’m betting Barack would need a handicap of his own - at least twenty points! Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Watch it before Your Tubes takes it down. What a boring topic to talk about in the first place. “I’m, ah, making progress on the bowling…”
Bill Burton is doing his job. Press Secretaries for Democratic Presidents have damn near impossible jobs explaining the unexplainable, justifying the unjustifiable and making the insane seem sane. They rarely last more than a year or two on the job and are to be pitied.
There has been a bowling alley in the White House for a long time. Nixon had the current one installed.
GrinfilledCelt:
Hey, nice club!
…wow. I thought the reason they made golf clubs with reservoirs like that was so people could sneak booze onto the course. Silly me.
New Transformers has a cane. Yes, a cane. And not a pimp-cane, either.
