What the…
A new AnRe; a new What the… thread.
Clips from Square One TV. Oh yes.
He must have thought something like “Again? You’ve got to be shittin’ me!” Or maybe he just shat himself.
Clearly astroturfing, but funny nonetheless.
Does the Constitution say what the Constitution says? Actually, these days that’s not such a stupid question.
GrinfilledCelt:
Perpetual Motion Found!
Old joke is old. =[
So I was putting the bottle of salsa in the fridge when it slipped out of my hand. The bottom of the plastic bottle broke as it hit the linoleum. I wasn’t exactly sure how to clean it up, so I used a lid to scrape what I could into a dustpan, then dumped the salsa in the dustpan into the toilet.
Woah.
You know what a toilet looks like when you dump about two cups of chunky salsa in it?
It looks like you’re having a really bad night.
Wait, what?
PornSFW: Pr0n pix slightly tweaked to make them work-safe. Yes, it’s been done before, but it’s still funny… Two favorites include this one and this one. EDIT: And this one.
How do you make a computer singing “Bicycle Built for Two” sound even ceepier? Have humans do it.
Solid Potato Salad. Watch the whole thing.
OK, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death has had a long and colorful history, and I fully expect every player and parent to be on board with the team. This is not a team, but a family (some say cult), that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110% at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars, but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull. Unless there is an issue concerning the health of my players or inside info on the opposition, you probably don’t need to talk to me.
— A soccer coach to the parents of his U8 soccer team players
I had to wade through five pages of moron’s replies to that before someone explained what is wrong with her. She has Mobius Syndrome. It’s impressive that she can speak so clearly without the use of her lips.
I’m catching up here. I’ve been having bandwidth problems and haven’t been able to view these until now.
Soccer coach: You’d think that a guy like that living in The People’s Republic of Massachusetts would have learned to keep his mouth shut - unless he was just creatively quitting his job and planning to move to Texas. That article would look great on his resume there.
Saving Newspapers: Every time I see an article bemoaning the ongoing collapse of the dead tree media I smile. Those dinosaurs always talk about it as if it’s a bad thing - which it is for them. It’s great news for everyone else. Just like Dan Rather, those boobs will go into oblivion never understanding what happened to them.
Solid Potato Salad: Wilikers! I sure wish I had a swell girl who could…wait a minute! Why did you post that here? Any coherent reply to that would get you banned. =0D
Bicycle Built for 2000: Yep. Creepy is the word.
PornSFW: O L D … I have an animated gif of stuff from there.
A game that was covered by The Onion this week turns out to be real.
Okay, since when did they become a non-fiction publication?
Is there anything scarier and at the same time more ridiculous than an old hippie? SFW but still quite objectionable.
This calls for a Hippy with a djembe!
Russian internet meme: Vilena-style photo. Slightly NSFW.
The Theme of Luxury. It’s like every game show from the 80s played back in one minute.
Photos of New York edited to emphasize similarities. Clever.
I wonder if his other samurai skills are as impressive.
Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave “You’re soaking in it now.”
